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Me no understand, too. Maybe cause you be talking like cookie monster?

Dear Marvin the Asswipe,
you might want to take a slightly different approach to women. Instad of buying them things and asking them to "get freaky," maybe you outta just oh, I don't know, ask them out normally. Maybe, just maybe, they would then get freaky with you.

Probably because you are an illiterate moron who cleans the toilets at Kentucky Fried Chicken. Also, stop asking women on the street if they want to get "freaky" with you...

Honestly, I'm not even sure I know what you're talking about.

If "get freaky" means sex, you can't expect that by giving a gift. I'm assuming these ladies aren't hookers. A gift is a sign of affection, a kind gesture.

Try having a good relationship with a woman and a good sex life should follow.

Personally, I think you should find a way to incorporate the beatings into the sex.

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Tell her to pick on someone her own size....If that doesn't work report her to the principal.

You are a disgrace.

Here's a clue ya big Sally, LEAVE HER. No woman is worth getting your ass kicked over, especially if it is that woman doing the ass kicking! And why would a big bodybuilding woman want to be with a wimpy piss-ant like you anyway?

No one should stay in an abusive relationship. Period.

Hey genius. You see that box on the right that says, "Search the Advice"? Well, in there there's a "field" (an empty white box). Guide the pointer (the little arrow on the screen) over the field and click. Then, type in "lap" or "lap dance." You'll have to type that on that rectangular object on your desk with all the jumbled up letters. When you're done, hit the Enter key, or click on "Search" (with the pointer thing we talked about).

That would have shown you the answer and you wouldn't have wasted hours typing out your question.

Its when you start your partner's genitals on fire.

Who are they, and why do they keep sending them here...

Please see: I need to know what a lap dance is...

Poor baby.

Are these fat girls? What exactly is the problem?

Chuck,
I hate to be the one to break this to you, but.....

you are gay. .

Dude, just be happy they even want to go after your dick, because mots guys on this earth can't even get a decent looking chick to look at them unless they have a ton of money or dress like a loser club kid.

If you don't want to have sex, then don't. If they break up with you, then you two weren't a match.

Dating isn't a race. Behave the way you'd like to behave and eventually you'll meet someone compatible with you.