Originally posted October 11, 2000
I need to know what a lap dance is. my soon-to-be husband really wants one and Ihave no clue what it is. Help!!
- Bogdan:
Email your address to us. We'll teach you in exacting detail.
- Stasiek:
Just sit him in a chair, and pretend you are having sex with him in the chair, with his clothes on. The movie "Very Bad Things" has a great lap dance scene in there, go rent that.
PS Where the hell have you been living that you don't know what a lap dance is? - Piotr:
Next time you have to take a dump, sit on the toilet backwards and start rubbing and grinding against the seat. Now, when your husband asks for a lap dance, do the same thing to him while he's in a sitting position, just don't shit all over his lap...
- Janek:
The others have answered this question thoroughly enough.
On a side note, if he's opened up and told you one of his desires, you probably should feel comfortable enough to let him know that you didn't know what it meant. The fact that you couldn't admit that and you're about to get married is a tad worrisome.