Ask Four Poles

Hey genius. You see that box on the right that says, "Search the Advice"? Well, in there there's a "field" (an empty white box). Guide the pointer (the little arrow on the screen) over the field and click. Then, type in "lap" or "lap dance." You'll have to type that on that rectangular object on your desk with all the jumbled up letters. When you're done, hit the Enter key, or click on "Search" (with the pointer thing we talked about).

That would have shown you the answer and you wouldn't have wasted hours typing out your question.

Its when you start your partner's genitals on fire.

Who are they, and why do they keep sending them here...

Please see: I need to know what a lap dance is...