Advice: He had the biggest penis ever and today I’m hurting so bad…

Originally posted June 15, 2001

Last night I had sex with this guy who had the biggest penis ever inside of me. Today I am hurting so bad. It felt so good last night when we were doing it, but not so good today. I want to have sex with him again, but I am afraid of the soreness in the morning. I cannot even imagine having mid day sex with him. I am not sure what to do.

Lucy
  • Bogdan:

    I'm sorry. We're obviously going to have to stop seeing each other.

  • Stasiek:

    Walk around every day with a giant cucumber in your vagina. After a few weeks, you'll be able to handle anything.

  • Piotr:

    You could stop making up stories about make-believe guys with huge penises.

  • Janek:

    Your question is obviously made up.

    If his penis caused severe soreness the next day, then it wouldn't "feel so good" when you were having sex. Penetration would have been painful and it would have been uncomfortable the entire time. You would have been asking what you could do to make sex with a man with a very large penis less painful.

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