The Bears are coming off an extremely mediocre 2009 campaign with a 7-9 record and wild inconsistency week to week. A few key additions this year, especially on the coaching staff, could help. OFFENSE: I believe the addition of Martz could add 6-8 points per game to the offense over time. Cutler, despite being a prick to [...]
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Brady Bieber?!?!?!
I love the NFL. I love football. Some of my greatest life memories happened on a Fall Sunday. I will also admit that Tom Brady is a good quarterback. Not much to argue there, since he’s racked up 3 rings and put together one of the greatest years a quarterback ever has a couple years [...]
Poles discover a long-lost recording session
On a recent Sunday morning, Stasiek and I found ourselves sifting through our parents’ barn with fellow Pole Piotr. Though the focus of our search was a trunk full of the entire Godzilla movie collection, what we found instead is sure to stun the entire music industry. A single, dusty, partially-cracked reel was labeled “Huey [...]
“Double Rainbow”
This is how I react to almost every one of my erections.
Lady Gaga, what the hell just happened?
A couple months ago, I realized that Lady Gaga was an absolute genius. She went from nobody to world famous in like three days. I don’t really like her type of music, but I can see her songs being catchy. She can sing well enough, I guess. Her lyrics can be horrifically dopey, but they [...]